Squidney

might fuck around and be a goat named Felicia

  • me: where do you live?
  • vegan: I'm a vegan

hatemarriied:

oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing

(Source: kazzarole, via allmonds)

So stressed I almost started crying because I couldn’t find my laptop charger

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

(via telapathetic)

tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

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AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

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GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

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